damnation-and-defiance:

condwiramurs:

shirtlesslion:

STORY IDEA: YOUR DOOR BELL RINGS AND ITS A PERSON FROM AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE “I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE MY FAVORITE BOOK CHARACTER AND I KNOW HOW IT ENDS AND I WANNA CHANGE IT”

WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO ME

*screams internally* *dies*



Please reblog this if it is okay to anonymously confess something to you.

coffeepeople:

There are two types of single people 

  1. desperately wants to be in a relationship
  2. desperately wants to remain single for as long as possible 

I am both.


romulusthread:

i stare at boys so much how do they not notice

Reblog / posted hace 4 días via hi · © hoohah with 216 966 notas

polygonal-lasso:

I’ve got 99 problems and 98 of them can be attributed to poor time management and self control.


yaoidiot:

people who shower in under 5 minutes

  • ..
  • ..?
  • .?…??
  • how

  • me: wow i have so much work to do
  • me: *goes on tumblr*
  • me: *watches a movie*
  • me: *reads a novel*
  • me: *takes a nap*
  • me: *climbs a mountain*
  • me: *backpacks through europe*
  • me: why am i not getting anything done
Reblog / posted hace 4 días via hi · © bonus with 509 835 notas


practicallydisney:

when people say Hawkeye is lame:

image

when people say Black Widow doesn’t do anything:

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when people say a Black Widow/Hawkeye movie would be boring:

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When people say Black Widow and Hawkeye shouldn’t be in the Avengers:

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Things That Give Me Anxiety.
  • being late
  • things i said five minutes ago
  • things i said five years ago
  • people touching me
  • being around a ton of people
  • being yelled at
  • wondering if people are talking about me
  • every action i do
  • and just about everything else

blanketburritoofshame:

The moment when Sam legit questioned if he’d gotten out of hell.


Reblog if you don’t have a girlfriend or boyfriend.

penis-hilton:

givemeinternet:

The closer to the end the more satisfying it gets…

the last one was an orgasm

penis-hilton:

givemeinternet:

The closer to the end the more satisfying it gets…

the last one was an orgasm